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Chicken Joe was born and raised in Sheboygan Wisconsin and lived with his single father, .was good at surfing and smoking as a child, and he relished life. He began surfing at a competitive level when he was 12 and started winning tournaments at a rapid pace. When he was 16 he was banned from pro surfing for smoking weed too much. After the tragic ban from pro surfing he went and signed of for a smoke competition and won. (watch the movie and he is from sheboygan, its canon in the movie. lake michicgan has beaches in sheboygan)

Political Career[]

− He never went to school but was to stupid and easily won the job of mayor in Sacramento. He was extremely popular with the people after he beat Snoop Dogg in a smoke-off. He then was impeached from office and democrats everywhere named him official president of the World due to his intense Public Weed policies. The United Nations reduced his authority and gave St. Joe the Presidency of La Jolla. He lives there to this day and encourages the youth to open their mind by making blunts and getting high as much as possible.


Family[]

Family[]

+ " − Soon before retiring from Surfing Chicken, Joe met his soon to be son, Kody, the oft scrutinized first gay penguin. Once the adoption process concluded there was a need for a his mom


− . Chicken Joe brought on Lia. Lia is often referred to as a trophy wife, but she did most of the heavy lifting with Kody while Joe was in office serving his 2nd term.He is also the non-official husband of your mom.


− Mr. Joe has often been asked about his son's gayness, and he said, "I think it's kind of funny cuz he be the only one."




Whirlpool[]

Whirlpool[]

− During one of Joe's highest highs he invented the now daily necessity, the clothes washer and drier. On New Year's night, 1938, Chicken Joe got so shit-faced, the next morning he came up with this marvel. Sadly he is not noticed for this great invention but true Michiganders know of his achievements. Soon after the creation of this new machine he founded the Business Whirlpool Co. Due to there being no competition in the market, his company quickly took-off. After 4 years with the company he sold it to Louis Upton.

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